25 October, 2007

Dear Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
Thank you for your poems Kubla Khan and The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. I think they are lovely poems. However, why did you summarize your own poem? Did you think it was so boring that future students of literature would only read the summary? How silly. I think you maybe should have made that poem shorter....or even a short story. That would have been interesting. BUt no, you chose to torture, to frustrate and anger all students of literature as they are made to read your ridiculously long poem. Thanks for that, I hope you can see the sarcasm in this note. Lolli says hello.
Courtney Myer

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